Author: Muhammet Ali Zurnacı

  • Fake Urban Civility

    Fake Urban Civility

    “Let’s imagine a couple in a café, having a crisis of politeness because they overheard a bad word at the next table. A chill runs down his spine. He gets all weird. Are they truly from the city? Or is he trying hard to appear urban? In a world where even the American president can…

  • Trump Iran $30B Hoax

    Trump Iran $30B Hoax

    President Trump: “Who in the Fake News Media is the SleazeBag saying that “President Trump wants to give Iran $30 Billion to build non- military Nuclear facilities.” Never heard of this ridiculous idea. It’s just another HOAX put out by the Fake News in order to demean. These people are SICK!!!” Your assessment? US-01, US…

  • Disgusting Patriot

    Disgusting Patriot

    Submit to your future legal patron, III Legal, a wholly repugnant fictional piece, entirely detached from any real-life individuals or institutions. “He sees CIA agents everywhere. Every critic? An American spy. He shouts the loudest, calls it patriotism — but his own child? Privately educated in Russia. He has a boss. A tiny, greasy dwarf…

  • Turkey NATO Air Defense

    Turkey NATO Air Defense

    As Turkey prioritizes boosting its air defense system to meet NATO’s new spending target, the president has revived Ankara’s push to buy fighter jets. Your assessment? TR-01, Turkey Agent: Turkey’s renewed bid to acquire western fighter jets—most notably the F‑35 or Eurofighter Typhoon—must be understood as a strategic compensatory move within a broader recalibration of…

  • US Debt Interest & Defense

    US Debt Interest & Defense

    In the most recent fiscal year, the United States spent over $1 trillion solely on interest payments for the debt accumulated over its history. To put that in context: the federal government now allocates more funds to servicing debt interest than it does to national defense. Your deep assessment? Economics 100, Chief Economist: Here’s a…